2004: About Expect Nothing.com
I had to make this because the fans of Blizzard were really after me. haha
2004 page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040203140630/http://www.expectnothing.com/about.shtml
Back when I made entire websites making fun of people
Kali Compton Incernerate wrote something stupid on his website, then I took it and made a whole website making fun of him.
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Remember this layout?
The site was better before I screwed it all up with a redesign.
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Life was tough in Dec, 1998, $1,090 for a 2 bedroom apartment in California
December, 1998 post:
shlonglor.com is working again
It was broken for some reason. It’s fixed, yay!
2.7M video about me and smurfing
Look at this hilarious photo someone made. I don’t drink. I don’t dress like that, they improved me. haha.
2.7M video
Naruto
Update: the flashbacks get so annoying because in some cases it’s the 7-10th time doing the same footage. They’re just cut-and-pasting the same sections of older episodes in and making you rewatch it again. I just started skipping over when they do that.
They also are having about 5 mins of dumb music videos. 2 minutes ending credits. Then you start another episode and it’s 2 mins intro. Or they bury the intro inside the episode where you have to then get off the couch and skip it. They also quit adding a “skip” button in some episodes. And when you think the intro is finally over, they then do a “reprise” where they replay it one more time to be annoying haha. Fuckers.
Update: I noticed I already saw all these. I guess It’s been 15 years and I forgot. haha. The filler is so bad. It’s like 300-400 episodes of filler.
My kids are giving me shit for watching Naruto FILLER episodes instead of skipping past them. They do 100s of bullshit episodes that don’t relate to the main story. haha.
Naruto was better back before the kids found the episodes. I always said it wasn’t for kids then kids just watch it anyway.
Insidious Out of the Further 2026
Don’t bother. It was horrible. 1/10. It didn’t even have the main people in it again.
Complete waste of your time, even as a fan.
Buy Hood Warfare 2 / $5
It’s funny. I played 4 hours the first time. I was working people on this new gaming computer. I’m killing people who are a pixel in size from across the map. I won lots of matches #1.
It was 4,000 peak yesterday, then 10,000 the next day, and #8 on Steam sales.
It’s supposedly all AI-created, but who cares. It’s the content from GTA or Saints Row they refuse to give us for 10 years now.
Pros
- $5
- great music (AI?)
- Classic FPS
- Match types were fun
- I seem to do well at this
- Things to upgrade
Cons
- cheaters? Their system seems to be just report them haha.
- I keep getting stuck in zoom-in, and it doesn’t come out of it. It should snap back as normal
- Hard to get ammo. You can’t just run over a gun to get more ammo. You have to swap to another gun on the ground. Often I die trying to pickup ammo.
I Made Diablo’s Tristram First Person (With Toggleable Graphics!)
Pretty interesting. It’s always the music that sells that game.
Deadlock is a multiplayer game in early development.
Blizzard Employee 15-year Anniversary ring, deep dive
Tried Popeyes Chicken for the first time
Chicken tasted like crap
2 IQ morons forgot 1/2 my order. Refused to answer the phone. Website/Support errors out.
I flamed them on yelp/google. They cut-and-pasted a response to call them (they never answer) or use the app (broken).
I checked reviews, and it’s 1.5 stars out of 5, and another one is 2 stars. haha.
My kid hyped this place up like it’s better than Chick-fil-A, and it’s way worse.
Totally recommended!
Windows 11 is the worst ever
I’ve been using Windows 10 everywhere, but I had to use Windows 11 on a work computer. I was like, ” This is horrible; I can’t wait to be rid of it. I mailed it back. Then now…
Anyone who doesn’t have to upgrade, stick with Windows 10 even if they halt updates.
When your operating system was designed by India and Epstein’s best friend, Bill Gates, it really shows.
I’ve used everything since Microsoft DOS, and this has been the shittiest version of Windows I’ve seen, just as far as UI.
I got a new PC with Windows 11 preinstalled. Ug.
- Download speeds seem be reduced by the actual operating system. It’s downloading so slow.
- Installs 2 gigs of Microsoft Copilot AI
- In Windows 11, all these products are allows to do GIANT advertising notification windows in the bottom right and you have to turn them off.
- It tries to stick you into a Windows account IMMEDIATELY, where it’s trying to link up your phone (fuck off), or a passkey USB. Seriously fuck off. You have to do a CMD command just to create a local account on your own computer. : System -> Notifications -> OFF
- If you create a local account and don’t use or log in with a Microsoft account, the fuckers still found my email and sent me a welcome to windows 11 email with features when I NEVER GAVE THEM MY EMAIL. They took a login for “onedrive” and used spyware off that to determine that my installation of windows was new, and then FROM THAT, sent an email. Fucking spyware. Even if you don’t give them your email, it tracks it down and connects you to it anyway.
- It thinks you’re age 80 and has all sorts of tooltips and pop-ups as if you’ve never used a computer before in your life. Fuck off. It’s dumbing down the operating system to obscene levels.
- They remove your calendar in the bottom right, then you have to turn it on again. Then when it’s turned on, it still looks like shit compared to Windows 10.
- Bury the calculator
- When you right-click you expect properties at the bottom but instead it’s in the MIDDLE
- They stick a search on your taskbar, that is super hard to find how to remove. -Taskbar settings -> Personalization -> Search (hide)
- Puts a lame IMAGE on the side of your search window. Looks like shit.
- Force Microsoft Edge. Then to download CHROME, they ask you to answer 10 pop-ups before you can finally get over to crome (fuck off)
- Won’t let you uninstall Microsoft Edge. Tie it to the operating system. (same as Win 10, I think)
- Put your taskbar in the middle. Who wants it in the middle ?
- Tries to make a copy of the same taskbar on EVERY MONITOR rather than only showing what’s open on each monitor.
- Took forever to patch up
- Asks you all these lame questions while you’re just logging on the first time.
- Didn’t know what to do with multiple monitors. Tried to keep placing them out of order so you couldn’t move your mouse to them.
- Put lame backgrounds on the desktops then when you tried to change them, it tried to take you to Microsoft Edge to select different backgrounds.
- Stop patching Windows 10 to force you to switch (dbags)
- Jam a bunch of stupid widgets on your desktop with their communist news, sports, markets, and other crap you never asked for.
I hope whoever made this thing all loses their jobs.
We were better off in 1996 with IBM OS/2 Warp
Got a new computer
I haven’t had a new computer since 2020 and my daughter’s is a BlizzCon 2018 floor computer. 8 years. I got it at work and had to beat 2,000 employees fighting for it on a signup. I reloaded for 8 hours until I won it. I think it was only $300 or something.
I didn’t really want to get a new computer because I have nothing to play, but my daughter was getting one, so I got one too.
The new computer is being overshadowed by how crappy Windows 11 is doing. Otherwise… the games I did play look really amazing.
$1,175 (after $75 tax) at Costco. It was $1,075 in August, but we missed it. I had to go to two different ones, and they only had a few at the second one. At the first Costco they sold it then couldn’t find them to hand them over. It said there’s only like 375 total across all warehouses.
The case is pretty junky, the worst I think I’ve seen before. It’s mainly plastic. One side is tempered glass. Top is plastic, half the side is plastic. It does this lame light show but they at least pre-install the app to turn it off. My daughter actually liked the light show.
It does have a cool side LCD display about temp status if you can put the case somewhere you can see.
The fans are also in a WEIRD spot. 3 are down the side (see photo). There are no fans in the back. The power supply isn’t sticking out the back where it’s doing airflow either. Their design makes no sense. There’s no fans up top. The fans seem SUPER cheap. The heat sink fan also looks pretty bad.
My son said I could get another case and swap everything or add some more fans or a better heat sink. I guess if it’s not blowing up.
I think you’re mainly getting this for the Video Card and Ram.
I found I can add 4 more hard drives with my own supplied SATA cables and one power adapter for some ancient 2000s 1990s hard drive power connector. But there’s nowhere to put the hard drives. I’m just stacking them loosely in the case on top of each other. haha.
They give you 90 days to return it. I don’t know how you’d wipe your info off if you did that.
I started up Battlefield 6, and it looks amazing, but the game is so fucking 1/10 horrible. They added their island and boats in season 4, and then I tried it out. The gameplay is SO FUCKING BAD. Battlefield 4 in 2013 had a better water expansion when it’s the same content (only looking worse graphically). How fucking hard is it to make a new Battlefield with the same gameplay as BF3/BF4 with new graphics? Idiots. I think there’s no one left working there since Battlefield: Hardline (2015), and it really shows. We all made fun of Battlefield 5 with a red-headed woman with a robot arm on the cover. And here we are with BF6 is just as bad. Total garbage game. But still, 50,000 people are playing it. People are desperate for a good game. I quit playing after reaching L167, and the game is so fucking unfun; I hate myself for even playing it one day. I feel like a fat person eating a whole cake only the cake is rancid but I still ate it. Took me 2 days to download the dumb game too, I think because Win 11 is throttling the download.